
Navy & Silver Polka Cravat: Classic British Style for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Dotty Delight: Black and White Bow Tie for the Little Gentleman – Spot On Style!
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Navy & Pink Polka Dot Bow Tie for Boys: Simply Dashing! A Spot of Colour. Ready to Wear Chic.
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Dapper Dots: Pre-Tied Bow Tie & Pocket Square Set – Blue & White Elegance for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Black Polka Dot Bow Tie: Simply Elegant and Ready to Wear. Perfect for Any Occasion!
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Pink Polka Perfection: Pre-Tied Bow Tie, Hanky & Suspender Set - A Touch of Class for Him!
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Navy Blue Polka Dot Bow Tie Set: Elevate Your Look with a Classic Touch for Any Occasion
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Sophisticated Polka Dot Pre-Tied Bow Tie & Handkerchief – Black Perfection.
“Indulge in the exquisite allure of the Lumina Collection – hand-forged wonders designed to ignite your senses and whisper tales of timeless elegance. Each piece boasts a subtly iridescent finish, reflecting the light with a captivating shimmer, and crafted from the finest sterling silver, it’s a legacy you’ll treasure for generations to come. Let the Lumina Collection transform your everyday into something truly extraordinary.”

Dashing Yellow Polka Dot Bow Tie & Pocket Square – Simply Chic!
“Behold, a treasure – a meticulously crafted heirloom, radiating an air of timeless elegance. Its rich hues whisper of forgotten afternoons and sun-drenched landscapes, a tangible piece of serenity to grace your home. More than just an object, it’s an invitation to cultivate moments of quiet contemplation and unparalleled beauty.”

Dapper Dots: White Pocket Square, Tie Clip & Hanky Set – Twelve for the Gentleman!
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Crimson Polka Perfection: Pre-Tied Bow Tie & Hanky Set - Elevate Your Style Game!
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Dapper Dots: Blue & White Tie & Pocket Square Set for the Modern Gent.
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Dotty Duo: Brown & White Polka Tie & Hanky Set for the Dapper Gent.
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Pink Polka Dot Perfection: Tie & Hanky Set – Elevate Your Style Game!
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Navy Polka Dot Elegance: Tie & Pocket Square Set - Classic Style with a Modern Twist.
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Blue Dot Delight: Polka Perfection Tie and Hanky Set - Classically British Charm!
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