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Emerald & Onyx: A Gentleman's Satin Waistcoat for Formal Nights Out.
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Chic Grey Waistcoat: Smooth Back, Effortless Style, Perfect for Any Occasion.
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Navy Blue Waistcoat: Sharp & Sophisticated. Elevate Your Suit Game. Perfect for Any Occasion.
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Brown Vest: Your Ticket to Effortless Style, Mate! Smart, Classic, and Ready for Anything.
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Slick Black Satin Waistcoat: Elevate Your Formal Look, Bloke!
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Classic Blue Waistcoat: Elevate Your Formal Look - Smart & Stylish!
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Burgundy Silk Vest Gentleman's Essential: Elevate Your Formal Look!
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Charcoal Wool Vest - Elevate Your Formal Look with Timeless Elegance
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Cobalt Blue Waistcoat: Regal Style for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Green Elegance: A Formal Vest for the Discerning Gentleman - Effortless Style.
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Golden Hour Waistcoat - Elevate Your Ensemble. Shine like Gold, Command Attention. Stylish and Sophisticated.
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