Hisdern Champagne Bow Tie: Elevate Your Formal Look with Effortless Elegance
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Golden Yellow Duo: Solid Bow Tie & Pocket Square for a Gentleman's Flair.
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Blush Pink Bow Tie & Pocket Square: A Charming Pairing for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Navy Blue Bow Tie: Elevate Your Evening. Hisdern - Effortless Elegance Awaits!
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Navy Blue Elegance: Solid Bow Tie & Pocket Square Set – A Gentleman's Essential.
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Aqua Elegance: The Perfect Bow Tie & Pocket Square Set for a Dapper Gent
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Dapper Blue Bow Tie & Pocket Square – Elevate Your Style Instantly.
“Indulge in the exquisite allure of the Lumina Collection – a symphony of handcrafted ceramics, each piece imbued with a subtle warmth and captivating character. Born from the heart of the Somerset countryside, these aren’t simply vessels, they’re miniature landscapes waiting to be filled with your favourite moments. Let the gentle curves and earthy tones transform your table into a haven of understated elegance and timeless beauty.”
Dapper in Darkness: Hisdern's Black Bow Tie Ensemble – Night Ready!
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Brown Bow & Pocket Square Set - A Touch of Classic Elegance.
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Dark Green Dapper Duo: Pre-Tied Bow Tie and Pocket Square - The Gentleman's Choice
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Burgundy Bow & Square Set: Classic Elegance for the Distinguished Gent.
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Crimson Charm: A Pocket Square & Bow Tie Set - Red, Ready for Your Best Look!
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