Dapper Dot Dash: A Black Polka Cravat for Chaps.
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Green Polka Dot Ascot: A Dash of Dapper for the Discerning Gentleman or Lady
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Navy & Silver Polka Dot Ascot: A Touch of British Flair. Timeless Style, Effortless Elegance.
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Navy Polka Dot Ascot Cravat A Classic British Style Statement for the Dapper Gent
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Navy & Silver Polka Cravat: Classic British Style for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Pink Polka Perfection: Pre-Tied Bow Tie, Hanky & Suspender Set - A Touch of Class for Him!
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Navy Blue Polka Dot Bow Tie Set: Elevate Your Look with a Classic Touch for Any Occasion
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Sophisticated Polka Dot Pre-Tied Bow Tie & Handkerchief – Black Perfection.
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Crimson Polka Perfection: Pre-Tied Bow Tie & Hanky Set - Elevate Your Style Game!
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Dapper Dots: Orange and Navy Pocket Square & Tie Ensemble - Elevate Your Style
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Buttercup Bliss: Light Yellow Skinny Tie for Sharp Formality.
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Elegant Pre-Tied Bow Tie & Handkerchief – A5 Aqua Perfection.
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