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Classic Plaid Tie Handkerchief Set - Crisp White Elegance for Gentlemen
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Finest Plaid Tie Handkerchief Set - A Touch of Dapper Yellow Charm.
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Green & Navy Polka Dot Hankies Set - A Splash of Colour for Your Pocket, Simply Stylish.
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Red & Black Floral Pocket Square & Tie Set: A Touch of Sartorial Elegance!
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Dapper Dots: White Pocket Square, Tie Clip & Hanky Set – Twelve for the Gentleman!
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Dapper Dots: Blue & White Tie & Pocket Square Set for the Modern Gent.
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Dotty Duo: Brown & White Polka Tie & Hanky Set for the Dapper Gent.
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Pink Polka Dot Perfection: Tie & Hanky Set – Elevate Your Style Game!
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Navy Polka Dot Elegance: Tie & Pocket Square Set - Classic Style with a Modern Twist.
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Blue Dot Delight: Polka Perfection Tie and Hanky Set - Classically British Charm!
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Elegant Polka Dot Handkerchief Set – Rich Brown Charm for a Distinguished Gentleman.
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