Pale Blue Giraffe Necktie & Hanky Set: A Dash of Wildebeest Charm for the Gentleman About Town
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Navy Blue Giraffe Pocket Square & Tie Set: Spot On Style for Blokes
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Red Giraffe Necktie & Pocket Square: A Spot-On Style Statement for You, Mate!
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Burgundy Bliss: Golden Retriever Tie & Handkerchief – A Spot of Elegance.
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Golden Retriever's Blue Bow: A Handsome Hanky & Tie Combo for Your Best Boy.
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Green Golden Goodness: A Tie and Handkerchief Set for Your Dapper Retriever!
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Navy Retriever's Delight: Golden Tie & Hanky Duo, A Touch of Class for Your Best Friend's Owner.
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Hisdern's Emerald Paisley Tie Set: Perfect for Groomsmen's Big Day! A touch of British class.
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Crimson Stripe Pocket Square & Tie Gift Set: A touch of British flair, guaranteed to impress.
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Champagne Houndstooth Skinny Tie: A sartorial statement, formal finesse, effortlessly dapper, classic style, gentleman's essential.
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Sage Green Houndstooth Skinny Tie A Touch of Sartorial Sophistication for Your Formal Look
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Green & Navy Houndstooth Tie Set - A Proper Bloke's Essential! Smart & Stylish Pocket Square Included.
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