Dapper Dot Dash: A Black Polka Cravat for Chaps.
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Green Polka Dot Ascot: A Dash of Dapper for the Discerning Gentleman or Lady
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Navy & Silver Polka Dot Ascot: A Touch of British Flair. Timeless Style, Effortless Elegance.
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Navy Polka Dot Ascot Cravat A Classic British Style Statement for the Dapper Gent
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Navy & Silver Polka Cravat: Classic British Style for the Discerning Gentleman.
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